Valentine’s Day Fails

Whether you love or hate this consumer holiday, it is here to stay, so you might as well grab a bottle of champagne and enjoy a few Valentine’s Day Fails.

Cheers!

1. Genius Advertisement.

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2.  Glamour Shots: Valentine’s Day Special

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3. Perfect way to tell your sweetheart there is also someone else.

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4. For the cheapskate in your life

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5.  Gee, thanks.

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6. Just when you thought the edible kind was awkward enough.

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7.  Spread the love.

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8.  Ya, good luck with that.

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9. Equal Opportunity

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10.  Hallmark should pick that up.

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Friday Faves

No, seriously!

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By the time you are reading this I will be on a plane to VEGAS baby! 

Can’t wait to experience all that Vegas has to offer in the short 48 hours we will be there.

 

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Why, yes.  That will absolutely be us.

                            Ahem…

 

And now for some Friday Faves!

 

1. Target – Champion C9 Capris

I may or may not have at least 5 pair. And counting.

Get them here.

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2. Express Clothing Sales

Usually I HATE sales, but recently I scored a black cocktail dress for $15.  Original Price Tag?  $98.  Yeah, baby!

Check out other sale items here.

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3. BKE Payton Jeans

Sure do love this style of jean.  Mid-Rise.  Minimal stretch so no swamp butt effects.  Quality denim, lasts for many wearings and washing’s!

I just purchased this style yesterday.  You can too, right here!

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4. Motivational Tanks

Ok, well, maybe this isn’t motivational, but it is one of my favorites!

Suck it Up, Buttercup!

Get yours here!

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5. Jason’s Deli Turkey Reuben

I simply love Jason’s Deli.  Fresh, natural, wholesome food.   I had a late night last night and didn’t get home until after 8pm.  Luckily Jason’s Deli was on my way home so I swung in and got the Turkey Reuben for the Mrs. and a Muffaletta for the Mr.

YUM!

Find a Jason’s Deli near you here!

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My weekend wish for you:

Whatever you do, wherever you go make it GREAT!

 

Cheers!

Friday Faves- A Random Sort

These are a few of my favorite things….

You just sang that, didn’t you?

1) Celebrating Friends

One of my besties recently became engaged over Christmas.

So incredibly excited for her! 🙂

Cheers to happiness, the bling bling and enjoying Cloud 9, my friend!

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2) Fridge of Fame

Our fridge is from the dinosaur age. I refuse to buy a new one though until it dies. I’d rather buy clothes, of course. So, I jazz up my fridge with pictures!

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3) San Jacinto Candles

This is my sisters company. Her candles are hand poured with 100% all natural sparkling palm wax. My favorite scents right now are Hot Apple Pie and Dickens Christmas.

Link to her website is above. Her Facebook page link is here!

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Isn’t she cute? 🙂

  4) Minus the Leather Jacket –Express

A Christmas present to myself. Cute fake leather. Sold.

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5) Vegas Dreamin’

5 weeks until VEGAS!!!!!  It will be my first time out there and we are going with a group of friends to celebrate a Birthday!

I plan on zero sleep from the time we land at 10AM Friday morning until we leave at 11AM on Sunday.

Cheers to feeling AWESOME for work on Monday!  YA!

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6) My Keyboard

I am loving having a keyboard again in the house. I like to play a little at night. Calms me. I have a pile of sheet music I recently purchased just waiting for me to tackle. Slow and steady.

I actually never took piano lessons, but I know how to read music so therefore can translate that knowledge to the keys. My mom gave me the ultimatum in 5th grade that I either choose piano or a band instrument. I was so mad at her. I ultimately chose the clarinet. Fun fact: I taught middle school and high school band for a combined 6 years.

Um, thanks mom for forcing me to take up an instrument.  I sure do appreciate it now-a-days! 🙂

20140102-205237.jpg7) Eileen’s cookies

Come to momma. If you’ve never had one, then I sincerely pity you.

They are a must. Get the sugar cookie with frosting.

Seriously, please do yourself a favor and go get one.  Make it part of your ‘cheat day’.

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And that, my friends, wraps up my January 3rd Friday Faves!

cheers