A Whole Lotta Christmas

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Our little family had a LOT of great Christmas Celebrations this year.

Four down, one to go on Sunday!

Our first Christmas was held on Sunday the 21st in Mt. Ayr, Iowa at Clint’s uncle’s house.   We had a grab bag gift exchange, tons of snacks and Italian food.  It was a great evening, but shockingly, I didn’t take a single photo!   What’s wrong with me?!

Next up, Christmas Eve at my MIL’s house.   Debbie and Gaylen always out-do themselves with snacks, food, desserts, presents… the works.

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I always have such a good time at their house, but this year seemed extra special for some reason.  The moods were light, the kids personalities were shining bright, the laughter was abundant, the food was delicious and the scattegories game was competitive.

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I think a nap almost even happened!

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And Clint educated us all that Mountain Dew tastes extra special out of a tin cup.  Pinky’s up!

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Oh that man… I do love him so!

We soon found ourselves leaving Christmas #2 for Christmas #3 at my Aunt Jeanne and Uncle Craig’s house.

But FIRST we stopped by my fathers house to drop off allllllllllll the Christmas candy Clint and I had accumulated over the last few weeks.   This year marked the second Christmas I wouldn’t see my dad for reasons out of my control, but I made my presence known with my gift of sugary treats and other baked goods.

Keith – you’ve been elfed.

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Finally we made our way to the Goecker’s.    We spent the evening sipping on ice cold beer, snacking on what seriously could be the most delicious homemade bread I have ever had, chatting with my grandpa, grandma, aunt, uncle, cousins and a few other fine folks before we made our way back to Omaha at the midnight hour.

Christmas Eve left my heart full and overflowing with love and happiness.

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Christmas Day.   Oh, what a day.  We started the morning opening presents with our little family of three.

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Boy did we make a mess!

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Care for a game of Where’s Champ?

 

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We all fared well this Christmas.   Everything from Converse Chucks, remote control trucks, gym mats, truck parts, truck radios, camo, Canon Rebel T5i <—eek!!!, among other items.    We seriously go a little overboard, but we clearly have so much fun buying for each other.    We spent the latter part of the morning outside playing with the new toys, of course!

 

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And a day wouldn’t be complete without Champ getting all up in someone’s business!

 

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I let the boys continue playing outside while I made my way back into the kitchen.   Roasted brussel sprouts needed my attention, y’all!   Man, those things turned out great.  Simply take two bags thawed out brussel sprouts, throw in a 9×13 with 2 tbsp. olive oil, slice up some bacon and sprinkle over the top and roast at 350 for 45 minutes or 450 for 30 depending on what you’ve got cooking with it.  Highly recommend!

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Soon we found my mom, step-dad, brother, Gr’ma and little Lucy knocking at our door!  It was so great to have them come up from Clarinda this year.  🙂

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While making the last preparations for our late lunch I managed to set our stove on fire.  Like, legit, full on flames coming out of the back burner.  It was incredibly impressive and yet NO ONE took photos.  I must train these people better.

 

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Good thing our new stove is getting delivered on Monday.   I’d say it’s about time to let that old bird go.

Once the kitchen was under control we indulged in turkey, potatoes, stuffing, roasted brussel sprouts, wine, champagne and tons of sugary treats.  It was pure bliss.

 

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Next up: gifts.  I was so incredibly excited for my parents to open their gifts from us this year.   We wanted to do something special for each of them as they both deserved it.

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Dave opening his stained glass starter kit!  ❤

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Mom with her new porch swing!

Gabriel hit the jackpot in the hat business.   I don’t think he will have any issues keeping that head of his warm.

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The rest of the afteroon we spent playing with the new remote control truck, taking selfies and Clint harassing his son like only he knows how.

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We had such a wonderful Christmas.   I can only hope you did as well!

Cheers!  ❤

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‘Twas the Day After Christmas… A Jogging Tale

‘Twas the day after Christmas

out running on the trail

5 miles on the horizon

those dang cookies creeped up the scale.

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Feeling a little jiggly

and super bloated to boot

combating caramel chex on my ass

oh no, it will not stay put.

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One mile in and feeling pretty good

not a soul out there with me

Guess they’re still eating all that food.

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When off in the distance I see a figure run

Someone else like me out having some fun

Closer and closer we came to meet

Shorts this fool was wearing, barely socks on his feet.

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Waving the friendly trail runners wave

while rolling my eyes after he passed on by,

mile 2 on the horizon, I continued to fly.

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My layers started becoming a wee bit much

My sunglasses fogging over, crap I’m hungry for lunch

Mile 2.5 turnaround point finally under my feet

180 turn and BAM, wind blasting my face like a sheet.

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Cold, bitter and blustery taste on my lips

My eyes started burning, tears like a faucet did drip

Snot now pouring out my nose is definitely disgusting

And my wind induced snail pace – damn right I’m now cussing.

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Mile 3 my GPS did chime in

Only two more to go for the win!

Two bikers soon came to pass me out on the path,

Wearing green and red like a Christmas tree, out-loud I did laugh.

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My sweat tastes like sugar, I thought it was to taste like salt

For sure the craptastic eating has got to come to a halt.

Mile 4, oh thank goodness, coming up ’round the bend,

I think about quitting, putting this madness to an end.

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Oh no, not now, said my evil competitive half

Keep going, your butts still the size of a calf.

Mile 4.5, 4.6, 4.7 and now 8

This running today I surely did hate!

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Finally, Mile 5 I hit with a joyous outburst

Give me some vodka, I’ve gotta quench this thirst“!

Day after Christmas running, a giant success,

Now back to the couch my ass must rest.

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Christmas Treats 2014

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I hope this finds you all basking in the warm afterglow of a wonderful Christmas!  I am sure 90% of you are sitting in a sugar coma – lord knows I am.   I figured why not just go ahead and share with you the treats that have put me into this blissful state.

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Top Left:  Cookie Dough Bites

1 cup soft butter, 1.5 cups brown sugar, 2 tsp. vanilla, 1/2 tsp. salt, 2 cups flour, 1 Tbsp. water, Mini Chocolate Chips.   Cream butter and sugar together, add remaining ingredients by hand.   Roll into bite size balls and place into mini baking cups, store in fridge.

 

Top & Bottom RightRolo Cookies

1 box devils food cake, 2 eggs, 1/3 cup oil, package Rolo’s, powdered sugar.   Mix devils food cake, eggs and oil.   Take a Rolo and roll enough dough around Rolo to create a ball.  Place on cookie sheet and bake 7-8 minutes in 350 degree oven.  Sprinkle with powdered sugar.

 

Bottom Left:  The best cookies known to man, Eileen’s Cookies.

Visit them at various Omaha locations.  <– link

 

Center:  Caramel Chex Mix, aka Christmas Crack

Recipe can be found here.

 

Enjoy!

Insanity Mania

Last week hit an all time high in Insanity class attendees at the YMCA in Council Bluffs, IA.   We are a smaller gym with a pretty tight knit group of regulars for Group X classes – so last Thursday hitting a grand total of 22 folks in class was pretty darn fantastic!

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I try to be sneaky with my photos so I never get them during Block 1 Plyometrics.   The above is during Block 2 which consists of a lot of core and upper body work.

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All 22 stayed for the 30 minute class.   At that mark I give them the option to stretch and peace-out if they want.  10 folks went ahead and left for a variety of reasons (weight training, work schedule, kiddos schedule, maxed out) while the rest of us chugged along right into Block 3 for the 50 minute class.

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They kicked some serious butt – proud mom over here!

 

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Due to the holiday we are on an adjusted schedule, but come January I will be teaching 5 classes at the YMCA, 2 classes at IWCC and 1 class a week at 24 Hour Fitness.  8 classes is a lot, but I am very much looking forward to the challenge and the excitement!

Come join me!  I’d love to see your smiling face in class!  Live too far away?  No problem… I do online groups as well!   I’ve got one starting on January 5th!

Email me at: jordan.pirtle@yahoo.com  🙂

Cheers, friends.